Smells Like Asparagus

Through a tiny round hole

Try to ram this square peg

With a little brute force

Or maybe just the gun from my bag

In a self-entitled age

More demanding every day

Keep on pushin’ but

You never give back a god-damned thing

With every beautiful day that I venture out

There is always one who leads me to regret

You’re the one who

Waits behind me

You’re the fuck who’s on the horn

Long before the light even turns green

Racing ‘round me now

With that smart-assed look upon your face

Always in such a rush

On your way to no place

Now what could possibly be so important?

For you completely disregard my right to exist

It’s so nice to see you my friend

Tell me your name again

How quickly life is passing by

So nice to see you

It’s so nice to see you again

Please tell me how have you been?

Did I tell you all I’ve been doing lately?

So nice to be me

Enough about you

Enough about you

Let’s talk about me, me, me, me

It’s so nice to see you my friend

What was your name again?

It’s so nice......